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Money Makes The World Go Brown

Money Makes The World Go Brown

Money Makes The World Go Brown

€60,00
STAY LOYAL TO THE SOIL

STAY LOYAL TO THE SOIL

STAY LOYAL TO THE SOIL

€50,00
THINK LIIKE A PLANET

THINK LIIKE A PLANET

THINK LIIKE A PLANET

€50,00
TRUE LIFE STORY

TRUE LIFE STORY

TRUE LIFE STORY

€50,00
WORSHIP THE INSECT GODS

WORSHIP THE INSECT GODS

WORSHIP THE INSECT GODS

€50,00

This is the defining geological nano second of our brief time here on paradise rock. It’s the soap opera cliff hanger of our entire species and maybe all biological life as we know it. What a time to wish you weren't alive! Will we get over ourselves before it’s too late? Will we defeat wokeism or will the Chinese Climate Hoax kill us all - and our children? This Season Finale of LIFE is all frankly a bit obvious and on the existential nose. But could C(r)apitalism not just be the poison but also the antidote to critical thinking we need right now? That’s why we're here to produce yet more unnecessary things while the planet teeters on the very edge of oblivion, sashaying through 7 of the 9 tipping points precisely because of over production of unnecessary things - BUT with an irreverent twist to proudly show, we know what we're doing and that somehow that in itself makes it all alright! Yes 10 years fashionably late to the ‘Palace’ irony party - we will type for what's right - no holes filled - and feign the delusional hope we might just make that difference we need to turn humanity's Titanic tragi-com around.. and more importantly, that one thing that will never go extinct is 'print/embroider-on-demand' non fashion, fashion. And of course life as we know it within the only known thin skin of biosphere in the observable universe! TRUE LIFE STORY

(Profits from all our products will raise funds for the most effective and innovative Pro-life-on-Earth projects in the world - watch this space).

Changing the world isn’t just in how you blah. It’s how you BLAH. Because only when we really blah from the bottom of our blah hole can we actually ever hope to BLAH for real. Maybe that’s what really makes BLAH, blah y'know. And when you really really really think about it. The blahs the limit. Etc.

Last word: Remember the more you consume - the less you belong! Yay Freedom. Proud to be part of the problem since 2025.

Don't Dodo the Earth.

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Money Makes The World Go Brown

Money Makes The World Go Brown

€60,00
STAY LOYAL TO THE SOIL

STAY LOYAL TO THE SOIL

€50,00
THINK LIIKE A PLANET

THINK LIIKE A PLANET

€50,00
TRUE LIFE STORY

TRUE LIFE STORY

€50,00